Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)

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Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)




Music video by Eminem performing Alfred’s Theme (Lyric Video). © 2020 Marshall B. Mathers III


  • Thomas midnight88

    Thomas midnight88

    2 ore fa

    How can you be so perfect?

  • Hahny


    4 ore fa


  • Asdfghjkl Lkjhgfdsa

    Asdfghjkl Lkjhgfdsa

    5 ore fa

    Yea ive had more time to listen to this and bro this is some of the hardest shit ive ever heard.
    Eminem is at his peak now

  • Krugerツ


    5 ore fa

    Bringing back the slick Rick shit this is fire 🔥

  • Matei Magicuni

    Matei Magicuni

    6 ore fa

    This is so good

  • VersusX


    6 ore fa

    i didnt expect this to be actually good

  • Abdulaziz Lutfullayev

    Abdulaziz Lutfullayev

    8 ore fa

    WTF !

  • Lrd _D34TH

    Lrd _D34TH

    9 ore fa

    This is fucking amazing

  • Sheva Sheva

    Sheva Sheva

    13 ore fa

    Eminem has always been my most inspirational motivation and a curriculum to do my own thing

  • EzLight


    14 ore fa

    Yeah this is fire not gonna lie i listen to it everyday.

  • liyah nation

    liyah nation

    16 ore fa

    "You say trash is all that I put out bitch I still get the bag when I am putting garbage out"
    I think he made the dictionary cause that was fire af

  • McFlurry 999

    McFlurry 999

    17 ore fa


  • advancednewbie


    19 ore fa

    This is the only song where the 'skirt skirt' has a meaning that I understand. Thanks Em.

  • 도리어


    20 ore fa

  • 도리어


    20 ore fa

  • Andrè 1500

    Andrè 1500

    Giorno fa

    Eminem's lyrics video look better than full-length music videos from many rappers.

  • Mohammed Mahdi

    Mohammed Mahdi

    Giorno fa

    If eminem was born a few centuries earlier, we'd be learning how to spit bars in music classes instead of Beethoven and Mozart stuff

  • B L A C K

    B L A C K

    Giorno fa

    Holy shit the old shady's back!

  • david alonzo

    david alonzo

    Giorno fa

    Alfred Hitchcock 🙌

  • Dylan Scholten

    Dylan Scholten

    Giorno fa

    More music

  • Олег


    Giorno fa

    Em is a lyrical miracle

  • Kelly Jheeh

    Kelly Jheeh

    Giorno fa

    This is the jam,period.

  • Betul Kanca

    Betul Kanca

    Giorno fa


  • American Prankster

    American Prankster

    Giorno fa

    The crow when it took the eye 👁

  • Mr. OtakuWeeb

    Mr. OtakuWeeb

    Giorno fa

    Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)
    I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)
    Coronavirus in effect tonight
    Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)
    I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah)
    Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)
    Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah)
    Then call the pallbearer (yeah)
    It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
    Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
    You're all hitched to my cock (what?)
    Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
    Then treated it like a cyclops
    Like it's the only one I got
    And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)
    Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
    That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop)
    So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
    But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
    Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
    Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
    The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous
    Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
    It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
    And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
    Still on top the pile
    Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
    Quick to call you out on your bullshit
    Don't make me give that crock a dial
    'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator
    Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
    So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
    So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
    Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)
    I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
    Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
    'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)
    But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
    I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah)
    Go in my garage, start my van
    Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
    And doze off like
    But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's
    Like a giant getting squashed by ants
    If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
    Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)
    Small, medium, and large size cans
    Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
    Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
    If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
    Shit, hold on, man
    Happy birthday to-
    Fuck (shh, quiet)
    I sit in silence in candlelit environments
    Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
    Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
    But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
    Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
    I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch
    What the fuck? Hold on, wait
    "I'm Diddy's side bitch?"
    Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
    So until the E-N-D, since EPMD
    Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup)
    From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch)
    Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha)
    So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)
    'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall
    Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)
    Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)
    My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)
    I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
    Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh)
    Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs
    'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
    This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)
    This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
    I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
    Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
    What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word
    Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
    Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
    And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda)
    But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)
    And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
    Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
    Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
    At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
    And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
    No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
    But y'all pickin' the wrong tree
    They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark)
    And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
    I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard)
    'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
    It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
    'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
    And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins)
    The cypher begins
    I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe
    It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
    My mind is a recycling bin
    There's no place I never been
    But I never budge and I never bend
    You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
    Like adult diapers for men
    Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
    It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
    Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
    And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
    So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
    Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
    But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
    'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)
    So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
    Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha)
    No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
    Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
    You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
    You're always punkin' out like Halloween
    You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
    Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
    And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
    Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
    Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
    Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
    This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
    'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
    So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
    The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
    I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
    It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
    Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
    I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer
    Fuckin' phenomenal, but
    Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
    I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
    Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
    Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
    Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
    You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
    Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
    Fuck it

  • Mahdinul Islam

    Mahdinul Islam

    Giorno fa


  • Jake Blue

    Jake Blue

    Giorno fa

    Eminem has so many homophones he must have Edger Alen Poe on speed dial.

  • Christ Pot Leaf

    Christ Pot Leaf

    Giorno fa

    Meth Ean Tich Rist Son Rising, Watch Out Rap God..

  • Jason Bright

    Jason Bright

    Giorno fa


  • Bhavil Pahad

    Bhavil Pahad

    Giorno fa

    coolll mann

  • djmikio


    Giorno fa

    I wonder when all the elitists that framed Em as low-brow entertainment are going to admit to themselves that he can dissect and reconstruct the English language on a James Joyce level?

  • Vince Carter

    Vince Carter

    Giorno fa


    • jefferson Greenidge

      jefferson Greenidge

      7 ore fa

      u rite I guess

  • Zachary Etter

    Zachary Etter

    Giorno fa

    This guy's a fucking monster. Literally, you have to listen to the shit multiple times, aint a soul on this earth that can do this shit, PERIOD! I will praise EM till the day I DIE

  • Geg Hfg

    Geg Hfg

    2 giorni fa

    I LOVE YOU SHIBA INU COIN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🤩🤩

  • The Duncan Clan

    The Duncan Clan

    2 giorni fa

    Who thumbs down this ? L

  • XeoMak


    2 giorni fa

    How does this only have 4M views?
    Lyrical genius!

  • sadraaa_8


    2 giorni fa

    رپ فقد لرد جزایری این بچه مچه ها هیچن

  • Uncle Mamad

    Uncle Mamad

    2 giorni fa

    OK i need a day off after listening to this

  • Sybil Sally

    Sybil Sally

    2 giorni fa

    so when are they gonna give eminem the nobel lit prize?

  • M7 Productions

    M7 Productions

    2 giorni fa

    Fk. 🔥 This is the legend I remember.

  • Clyde Da Janeiro Infinite

    Clyde Da Janeiro Infinite

    2 giorni fa

    ya ur fresher than most like sum dusty weed when outlasten like my vapor Starting On Video Now Goon Used DROP THE BOMB AND UR PART IN THE KILLER REMIX Cause U Make Me Laugh But I Dont Laugh MR J JUST HEARS A DING WHEN HE HEARS THE CLUES

  • YngFernoe 1

    YngFernoe 1

    2 giorni fa

    Call me santa cluas coz at the present i out rap em all 🤯

  • aragot ra

    aragot ra

    2 giorni fa

    Considering Bragi was the god of music and poetry, i think we know who's skinbag he's wearing today....

  • Karm-Algamation


    2 giorni fa

    This song’s a banger, but why is no one talking about how good these visuals are?

  • Jack Wardle

    Jack Wardle

    2 giorni fa

    dope track

  • DJ Faded

    DJ Faded

    2 giorni fa

    It's sour grapes, I'm still 'wine' I'm the best cellar

  • Michael Jefferson

    Michael Jefferson

    2 giorni fa

    This my new favorite song

  • Tipsing


    3 giorni fa

    The only reason Em doesn't have 300 million subs and is still gaining subs is because people forget they arent subbed. I wasnt until about 3 months ago because I thought that I already wad.

  • Arsh Ansari

    Arsh Ansari

    3 giorni fa

    I am new to the main Lyrical core of em cn some one suggest me how to understand his lyrics technicalities

  • Ankit Tanwar

    Ankit Tanwar

    3 giorni fa


  • LuFam


    3 giorni fa

    A card is slang for a unique or odd person

  • Tom Figueiredo

    Tom Figueiredo

    3 giorni fa

    This is Eminem ...

  • Rj Indian

    Rj Indian

    3 giorni fa

    Today I learned that Lysol wipes pay a lot when it comes to advertising

  • Bernadette Hang

    Bernadette Hang

    3 giorni fa

    The succinct cushion immunophenotypically escape because deal analytically tick up a nappy whiskey. depressed, unequal magic



    3 giorni fa

    4:52 A reference to “Ass like that”

  • Greg Parks

    Greg Parks

    3 giorni fa

    I'm like a silver dollar trying to make you hollar laughing out loud with the sound of the crowd get get get back
    Give me 50 feet lost sleep so i started counting sheep 1 Mississippi
    2 Mississippi 3 oops i can't count too high while looking at your knee highs
    Sorry Father forgive me for i have sinned
    I was too busy chasing dreams
    Looking upon a nightmare in disguise
    Rolling up with my best method of walking yeah I'm a baller where's the basketball shoot it through the hoop he shoots he scores lost time tracking
    So I'm back sliding in reverse man this gift is a curse ooh we come on people what's the next verse took a trip to pain in the fast lane
    Couldn't pay my bill for the roach motel
    So I'm steady trying to make something out of nothing must've been the hood dreams hood dreams
    Like a fly on the wall I'm mobbing the mall scene 3 check 1 and 2 trying to make it to Heaven riding a coat tale
    Now you see me now you don't like a ghost tale see me falling pick me up put me back on my feet please
    I'm just a simpleton watcha know about me lost frontin the shelves at the dolla store yeah must've been doing sumpn wrong highway robbery chalked it to the game lost hope trying to find my killa in 2015 oh well I'm back from the dead so don't mention it later
    Tell my daughter dayliannah i love her
    One day when i make money I'll be able to afford a place for her in my life
    Written by Greg Parks

    • NotSoSlimShady


      Giorno fa

      Shut up greg.

  • Manny


    3 giorni fa

    Alfred's Theme. From Batman. Word Up. Eminem

  • nocturnal_nick 1

    nocturnal_nick 1

    3 giorni fa

    It’s crazy to me that he has to release these lyric videos to basically dumb it down for everyone but hey I’m all for it!

  • Google User

    Google User

    3 giorni fa


  • Elvan Beatrice Cetin

    Elvan Beatrice Cetin

    3 giorni fa

    Just wonderful !

  • Melissa Williams

    Melissa Williams

    3 giorni fa

    You win... Where am I❤️

  • Katsuki Joestar

    Katsuki Joestar

    4 giorni fa

    لما تسرق وورد بلايز من اودون ما حتصير اودون 😌☝️

  • D Bhakta Sanyasi

    D Bhakta Sanyasi

    4 giorni fa

    On 🔥 ❤

  • vaargheee john

    vaargheee john

    4 giorni fa


  • Frank Stein

    Frank Stein

    4 giorni fa

    Nice try dye face. Hitchcock is cool. You're NOT cool Eminem.

  • The Big Dawg Shane Lake

    The Big Dawg Shane Lake

    4 giorni fa

    The fact this man laid such a word game on everyone and made this vid to be like a Hitchcock movie...legend move

  • NoTToXiCLuL


    4 giorni fa

    wow amazing

  • Tuna mc

    Tuna mc

    4 giorni fa

    I just have to listen to this daily , am like a zombie . It's 9am and am thinking of this banger

  • Bumpy2 Bumpy2

    Bumpy2 Bumpy2

    4 giorni fa

    What took you 41 minutes longer than ment 2 to dig the hole 🖕

  • Red Lobbster

    Red Lobbster

    4 giorni fa

    Yeah I got a lot, like where cars park 😂

  • Reinaldo Mckeovey

    Reinaldo Mckeovey

    4 giorni fa

    The agreeable trick sadly share because frown statistically appear times a deafening umbrella. lyrical, inconclusive swiss

  • Katastrophic Beatz

    Katastrophic Beatz

    5 giorni fa

    Em is a fkn Monster with the lyrics...has been for decades now! GOAT!

  • Midnight X Swami

    Midnight X Swami

    5 giorni fa

    Slim Shady?? is that you ??

  • Chicago galaxy

    Chicago galaxy

    5 giorni fa

    who is he dissing this time? 😭

    • Ms Arman

      Ms Arman

      6 ore fa

      Billie eilish

  • Mark Anthony Vincent

    Mark Anthony Vincent

    5 giorni fa

    To the people in the comments typing the lyrics out............WE ARE WATCHING THE LYRIC VIDEO.

  • Qtaro Kujo

    Qtaro Kujo

    5 giorni fa

    Yo alfred got a nice beat

  • Mn5ol 5-iq

    Mn5ol 5-iq

    5 giorni fa

    The amount of bars gave me a fucking headache man .

  • محمد ريتارد_cring

    محمد ريتارد_cring

    5 giorni fa

    21 years and he stil make good music

    • Robert Germain II

      Robert Germain II

      5 giorni fa

      Most definitely.

  • Lvg Player

    Lvg Player

    5 giorni fa

    Nice man
    Iove from India 🇮🇳

  • Danish


    5 giorni fa

    How many of you have noticed Billie Eilish.

  • Tom MacDonald

    Tom MacDonald

    5 giorni fa

    Will someone tell my daddy Slim that I need his attention?

  • Jerem Atkins

    Jerem Atkins

    5 giorni fa

    Marshall Mathers are you still alive are you the real Eminem Marshall Mathers

  • Jerem Atkins

    Jerem Atkins

    5 giorni fa

    If you like the real Eminem you better tell me

    • Robert Germain II

      Robert Germain II

      5 giorni fa

      First favorite rapper second favorite rapper Chris Webby

  • Jerem Atkins

    Jerem Atkins

    5 giorni fa

    Are you the real Eminem do not lie to me all your views will go down

  • Hearty Manga

    Hearty Manga

    6 giorni fa

    I remember the day this was released on Spotify. I was pigeon walking around the room flailing my arms while it was on repeat.

  • Mateus cr

    Mateus cr

    6 giorni fa

    Muito bommm

  • Arthur Silva

    Arthur Silva

    6 giorni fa


    • Robert Germain II

      Robert Germain II

      5 giorni fa

      Check out inappropriate free verse

  • Antonin Alarcon

    Antonin Alarcon

    6 giorni fa

    The animated bassoon collectively stitch because vessel suddenly face excluding a quizzical grease. wrathful, statuesque lunge

  • Skeree 17

    Skeree 17

    6 giorni fa

    Dónde está Cecilio???

  • Yassine Sara

    Yassine Sara

    6 giorni fa

    Em em love you

  • Morocco Salah Travels

    Morocco Salah Travels

    6 giorni fa

    Long live the King M6

  • Morocco Salah Travels

    Morocco Salah Travels

    6 giorni fa

    I love you so much Eminem ❤️❤️❤️

  • Alexander Karachaushev

    Alexander Karachaushev

    6 giorni fa

    "Look what I'm planning"🤣 Gorgeous Marshall

  • Tanush Nirwan

    Tanush Nirwan

    6 giorni fa

    Fun Fact: eminem was not born on earth and is not human that is why he does not breathe

  • Tanush Nirwan

    Tanush Nirwan

    6 giorni fa

    No one an beat eminems rap
    Eminem: fine ill beat it again

  • Lil sluty

    Lil sluty

    6 giorni fa

    Did anyone get the G.O.A.T reference?

  • michelle noden

    michelle noden

    6 giorni fa

    Thank you, Eminem, for making me go and listen to Alfreds original music, and really appreciate the tune on this track

  • Subir N

    Subir N

    6 giorni fa

    "sour grapes I still wine i'm the best seller (cellar)" bruhhh

  • William Lombe

    William Lombe

    7 giorni fa

    What fuck is luv ? That's a dirty word!😅💔

  • Amnamne Amnini

    Amnamne Amnini

    7 giorni fa